Your First Day with Angry - Complete Beginner Tutorial

Never used crypto before? This step-by-step guide will get you from zero to your first trade in 30 minutes

Your First Day with Angry - Complete Beginner Tutorial

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TL;DR: This guide assumes you've never touched cryptocurrency before. We'll explain everything step-by-step, from "what is crypto?" to making your first trade. Take your time - there's no rush!

What You Need to Know First🔗

What is Cryptocurrency?🔗

Think of cryptocurrency like digital money, but instead of being controlled by banks, it's controlled by computer networks. Just like you can send an email anywhere in the world instantly, you can send crypto anywhere in the world instantly.

What is Telegram?🔗

Telegram is a messaging app, like WhatsApp or iMessage, but with some extra features. If you don't have it yet:

  1. Download "Telegram" from your phone's app store
  2. Sign up with your phone number
  3. That's it! You're ready to use Angry

What Makes Angry Special?🔗

Instead of using complicated crypto websites, Angry lives inside Telegram. You trade crypto by sending simple text messages to helpful bots (automated assistants).

Step 1: Understanding the Basics (5 minutes)🔗

What is a "Bot"?🔗

A bot is like a helpful assistant that lives in Telegram. You send it messages, and it does tasks for you. Think of it like asking Siri or Alexa to do something, but by typing instead of talking.

The Angry Family🔗

You'll meet four main helpers:

@AngryVaultBot - Your Trading Assistant

  • Handles all buying and selling
  • Shows you prices and helps make trades
  • Think of it as your personal trader

@AngryAFBot - The Fun Community Hub

  • Creates memes with AI
  • Votes on new tokens
  • Community games and competitions

CA Bot - The Token Detective

  • Automatically checks if tokens are safe
  • Gives you information about any token
  • Helps you avoid scams

Buy Bot - The News Reporter

  • Announces when people make big trades
  • Celebrates community achievements
  • Keeps everyone updated

What is a "Wallet"?🔗

A crypto wallet is like a digital bank account. Angry creates and manages one for you automatically - no complicated setup needed! The wallet is tied to your Telegram account, so you can access it from any device just by messaging the bot.

Step 2: Meeting Your First Bot (10 minutes)🔗

Finding @AngryVaultBot🔗

Direct link: https://t.me/AngryVaultBot

Finding the Right Bot

Click the direct link above, or search for "@AngryVaultBot" (with the @ symbol). Make sure the username matches exactly - this is the official bot.

  1. Click the link above (easiest method) OR
  2. Search manually:
    • Open Telegram
    • Tap the search bar at the top
    • Type: @AngryVaultBot
    • Make sure username matches exactly
    • Tap on the bot to open a chat with it

Your First Conversation🔗

  1. Tap "START" button (or type /start)
  2. The bot will greet you and explain what it does
  3. It will automatically create your wallet
  4. You'll get a message showing your wallet address

What just happened?

  • The bot created and linked a secure digital wallet to your Telegram account
  • Your wallet address is like your email address - you can share it safely
  • The bot manages your wallet securely on the server and remembers who you are for future trades

Understanding Your Wallet Address🔗

Your wallet address looks like: 0x1234abcd5678... (but longer)

  • This is like your crypto "email address"
  • People can send you crypto using this address
  • It's completely safe to share publicly
  • Think of it as your account number

Step 3: Getting Your First Crypto (15 minutes)🔗

What You Need to Start Trading🔗

To buy tokens like ANGRY, you first need ETH (Ethereum). Think of ETH like cash that you use to buy other things in a store.

Getting ETH into Your Wallet🔗

Option 1: Buy ETH Directly (Easiest)

  1. In @AngryVaultBot, type: /buy_eth
  2. Choose how much you want (start small - maybe $10-20)
  3. Follow the payment instructions
  4. ETH will appear in your wallet in a few minutes

Option 2: Transfer from Another Wallet If you already have crypto somewhere else:

  1. Copy your Angry wallet address from the bot
  2. In your other wallet app, send ETH to this address
  3. Make sure you're using the "Base" network (the bot will tell you this)

Option 3: Ask a Friend If a friend uses Angry, they can send you some ETH to get started:

  1. Share your wallet address with them
  2. They can send ETH directly through their bot
  3. You'll see it appear in your balance

Checking Your Balance🔗

Type /balance to see how much ETH you have. You'll see something like:

  • ETH: 0.005 ($10.50)
  • ANGRY: 0 ($0.00)

Step 4: Your First Trade - Buying ANGRY Tokens (10 minutes)🔗

Understanding the Command🔗

To buy ANGRY tokens, you'll use a simple command: /swap

The format is: /swap [amount] ETH to ANGRY

Making Your First Purchase🔗

  1. Start small: Let's buy $5 worth of ANGRY
  2. Type: /swap $5 ETH to ANGRY
  3. The bot will show you a quote (how many ANGRY tokens you'll get)
  4. You'll see something like:
    • You pay: 0.002 ETH ($5.00)
    • You get: ~1,247 ANGRY tokens
    • Fee: $0.15

Understanding the Quote🔗

  • You pay: How much ETH you're spending
  • You get: How many ANGRY tokens you'll receive
  • Fee: Small network fee (like a processing charge)
  • Price impact: How your trade affects the price (usually very small)

Confirming Your Trade🔗

  1. If the quote looks good, click "Confirm" or type "yes"
  2. The bot will process your trade (takes 10-30 seconds)
  3. You'll get a confirmation message
  4. Check your balance with /balance - you should see your new ANGRY tokens!

What Just Happened?🔗

  • You swapped some of your ETH for ANGRY tokens
  • The trade happened on the blockchain (a public record)
  • You now own ANGRY tokens in your wallet
  • The bot handled all the complicated technical stuff

Step 5: Exploring Your New Powers (10 minutes)🔗

Checking Prices🔗

Type /price ANGRY to see:

  • Current price of ANGRY
  • Price changes over time
  • Total supply and market information

Sending Tokens to Friends🔗

If you have friends using Angry:

  1. Type /send 100 ANGRY to @username
  2. Replace "@username" with their Telegram handle
  3. The tokens transfer instantly

Learning More Commands🔗

Type /help to see all available commands. Don't worry about understanding everything - start with basics:

  • /balance - Check your wallet
  • /swap - Trade tokens
  • /price [token] - Check token prices
  • /export - Get your private key (keep this VERY safe!)
  • /help - See all commands

Step 6: Joining the Community (10 minutes)🔗

The Official Support Channel🔗

This is the main community chat where everyone hangs out:

  1. Use this direct link: https://t.me/+7M40vfqAh7hlZjk0
  2. Join the group chat
  3. Say hello and introduce yourself as a newcomer
  4. Ask questions - everyone is friendly and helpful!

What to Expect🔗

  • Discussions about tokens and trading strategies
  • Community members sharing their trades
  • Announcements about new features
  • Friendly competitions and games
  • Help for beginners (everyone was new once!)

Community Etiquette🔗

  • Be respectful and friendly
  • Ask questions - no question is too basic
  • Share your experiences (good and bad)
  • Don't spam or share unrelated content
  • Help other newcomers when you learn something new

Common Beginner Mistakes (And How to Avoid Them)🔗

Mistake 1: Trading Too Much Too Fast🔗

What happens: New users get excited and trade constantly Why it's bad: Every trade has fees, and markets can be unpredictable How to avoid: Start with small amounts, wait between trades, learn gradually

Mistake 2: Not Understanding Fees🔗

What happens: Surprised by network fees on small trades Why it's bad: A $1 trade might have $0.50 in fees How to avoid: Trade larger amounts less frequently, or wait for lower fee periods

Mistake 3: FOMO (Fear of Missing Out)🔗

What happens: Rushing to buy tokens because others are buying Why it's bad: Can lead to buying at high prices How to avoid: Take your time, do research, start small

Mistake 4: Not Keeping Track🔗

What happens: Forgetting how much you've spent or what you own Why it's bad: Hard to know if you're making or losing money How to avoid: Check /balance regularly, keep mental notes of your trades

Your First Day Goals - Check These Off!🔗

Basic Setup ✓🔗

  • Downloaded Telegram
  • Found and started @AngryVaultBot
  • Created your first wallet
  • Understood your wallet address

First Funding ✓🔗

  • Got some ETH in your wallet (even just $5-10)
  • Checked your balance successfully
  • Understood the interface

First Trade ✓🔗

  • Made your first swap (ETH to ANGRY)
  • Understood the quote system
  • Confirmed a trade successfully
  • Saw your new tokens in your balance

Community Connection ✓🔗

  • Joined our official support channel
  • Introduced yourself to the community
  • Asked at least one question
  • Learned something new from other members

What Comes Next?🔗

Tomorrow (Day 2)🔗

  • Try trading a different token
  • Practice sending tokens to the community faucet
  • Learn about the other bots (@AngryAFbot, CA Bot)
  • Start following community discussions more closely

This Week🔗

  • Learn about token launches and bonding curves
  • Try creating your first meme with @AngryAFbot
  • Participate in community voting
  • Help another newcomer with their questions

This Month🔗

  • Understand more advanced trading concepts
  • Participate in governance decisions
  • Build relationships in the community
  • Maybe propose your own token idea!

Safety Reminders - Keep These in Mind🔗

Your Account Security🔗

  • Your wallet is tied to your Telegram account, so keep your Telegram secure
  • You can access your private key if needed - the bot will show you how
  • NEVER share your private key with anyone (it's like your master password)
  • Write down your private key and store it safely if you want full control
  • Use two-factor authentication on your Telegram account for extra security

Scam Protection🔗

  • Only use official Angry bots (use the direct links in this documentation)
  • Never send money to random people claiming to help
  • If a deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is
  • Ask in the community if you're unsure about something

Start Small🔗

  • Only invest money you can afford to lose completely
  • Crypto can be volatile - prices go up and down quickly
  • Learn with small amounts before risking larger sums
  • It's better to learn slowly than to lose money quickly

Getting Help When You Need It🔗

In the Bot🔗

  • Type /help for command list
  • Type /support for help resources
  • The bot will guide you through problems

In the Community🔗

  • Ask questions in our official support channel
  • Use @admin to get moderator attention for serious issues
  • Search previous messages - your question might already be answered

Common Issues and Solutions🔗

  • "Bot not responding": Wait a minute and try again
  • "Transaction failed": Usually a network issue, try again in a few minutes
  • "Not enough balance": Check you have enough ETH for both tokens and fees
  • "Can't find token": Make sure you're spelling it correctly

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Congratulations! You've completed your first day with Angry. Take a break, let everything sink in, and remember - everyone in the community started exactly where you are now. You're part of something fun and innovative!

Quick Reference for Tomorrow🔗

Essential Commands🔗

  • /balance - Check your wallet
  • /swap $X ETH to TOKEN - Buy tokens
  • /swap X TOKEN to ETH - Sell tokens
  • /price TOKEN - Check token price
  • /help - See all commands

Next Reading🔗

angry@docs:~/documentation$ tail -f tutorials/first-day.mdx
Last updated: 2025-01-15